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Showcasing my art, and my writing on various subjects, but centered mainly on my books. The 'Epica' series.

Book 1: Epica: The Ballad of the Nwyrrin
Book 2: Epica: Sons of Teren
Book 3: Epica: The Red Lady
Book 4: Epica: The Fall of Gunru

One out and the others completed and set for publication.

Get book one here:

Or if you have an Amazon account? Just go to: 'Books' & put in; "Epica: The Ballad of the Nwyrrin" to get it! :)

Current Residence: The void
deviantWEAR sizing preference: any
Print preference: none
Favourite genre of music: Thrash Metal
Favourite photographer: whoever catches me
Favourite style of art: Fantasy Erotica
Operating System: ancient runes
MP3 player of choice: two sticks by firelight
Shell of choice: Ankylosaur
Wallpaper of choice: smoove
Skin of choice: Black
Favourite cartoon character: Mrs. Buttersworth
Personal Quote: Nuts!!
You and I are not alike
You and I are fact
You and I are one compact
Say what you will in spite
A man is not as soft as you
Your not as hard as brass
My muscles are to fight for you
Yours are there to make us last
The places where you have softness
Are there so I will touch
And even if you struggle at first
No touch is one too much
Your breasts are there to feed the Earth
I'm here to plant those seeds
Try to arrange a new accord
We'll die of genetic peeves
Your just as wise as any man
Thank God you have a heart
Because if it was only me
If you weren't there
We'd never take time for art
We invent the times so you can thrive
We produce so you can weave
We shelter you when your plump and round
And we allow you and your child to eat
Don't forget how undone you get
When motherhood is on your plate
And all is a torture for you to do
Just whistle and say a kindly word
And I'll come sprinting back to you
  • Reading: The Killing Joke
  • Watching: The Real News
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Not Much
  • Drinking: Well Water

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Blades-123 Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I very much appreciate you adding my stuff to your collection, thank you!:):bow:
Valkaneer Apr 10, 2014  Professional Writer
Love the Panther's. :)
catpuck Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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Valkaneer Mar 25, 2014  Professional Writer
Sign me up. ;)
Bragon-the-bat Mar 25, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
ThanX for the fav!
Valkaneer Mar 25, 2014  Professional Writer
You bet.
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Valkaneer Feb 26, 2014  Professional Writer
Moon--Dreamer Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the fave ;)
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